The Kanehsatake Times has the inside scoop on this breaking story. The Roots Program has a terrible secret that none of the students feel safe enough talking about, some thing stinks in the Roots, and it is a terrible smell. The students that did agree to speak with me only do so under secret names. Crash said that at times Tyler "Bugeater" Nelson has the charisma of Bill Clinton, but the iron fist of Stalin, he fears for his health every day, he never knows if Tyler is going to throw something at him or try to push him off of his chair. Monkey agrees with crash, he tries to steal my PB&J sandwich every day, some times..well most days that is I only have water for lunch, Tyler needs to be stopped, but how can you stop a Tyrant, Tyler the Tyrant. Mr. Happy fears as well...when will his evil reign come to an end...when will the daily atomic wedgies stop? I Think that the picture to the left is words enough...with a vindictive malevolence in his expression, we do know that Tyler the Tyrant will be one hard evil doer to dump into the waste basket of history. Last we hear from the class as we left was some crazy woman, by the name of Apple Eater, shouting Revolution, over and over again and mumbling about a manifesto. This behaviour is much like a person afflicted with psychosis brought on by the close proximity of pure evil, pure hatred, that only perhaps a sacrafice of 2 pugs to the evil would help sedate...we can only hope.
