Tenacious D "Pick of Destiny"

The Wicked Tree Monster

Boys and girls this is Guy LaDuce, be aware tonight when then your walking around, tonight be careful going into yards and and walking in the dark to get some free candies. Oke Boy has struck again, I stand with Tyler and Kyle from Kanehsatake. Now tell us what you both saw walking by the Brother's a few minuts ago before this huge tractor trailer had flip.

Well, we were walking by and we saw a huge tree fall over, so we went to see it and a hideous scary Oke Boy came running out from behind it. The abomination went into the woods, we decided to follow it, we chased it all over the forest. The Oke creature went running out into the street and got pulverized by a milk truck.

Thanks boys now your just heard what happend here by eye witnesses. This is Guy LaDuce, and I'm out of here before this hideous Oke Boy comes back. So when you send your kid out tonight give him an AK-47 or some sort of automatic weapon, so the little feller's don't get killed by the Oke Boy, Over and Out.

Kanehsatake Weather by J.P.O. Weather Service

In Kanehsatake the weatherman is calling for rain in the afternoon, with gradual clearing into the ealry evening, and clear skies overnight. Tommorow rain is forecasted, with a high of 4, and an overnight low of 0. Snow and and flurries are forecasted for Thursday and Friday.

J.P.O. Weather Service

Oka Boy

One day last week Oka boy was found smoking some Swisher Sweet small cigars walking down the road as he went into the Brothers. Reporters for the Kanehsatake Times said he had a gas can with him. The hideous creature Oka boy went to the gym and sat down and puffed on some cigars for a hour or so, then the Kanehsatake Times reporter got a camera on the scene and took pictures of Oka boy's evil doings. Oka boy walked up the side of the gym and poured gas all over, he then got another cigar out and lit it, smoked half of it, and threw it on the gas! BOOM!!!! The gym was ablaze and now Oka boy is on the run from the cops. Be careful little boys and girls there is a hideous creature on the loose. Last we heard. Oka boy was going to join the army to avoid the cops..beware afgans.

the hillbilly

one day as we were walking to class we saw something run under the school so we whent to go see what it was. Tyler was the first to go under and see and he said if he doesnt come out in 5 minutes he needs help. so 5 minutes past and me and kody waited one more minute couse we thought he was playing a joke on us but he wasnt.

as me and kody whent in under the porch there was this hole that whent down so we followed it and it took us to the basement of the school a part i never been in and Tyler was duck taped to the wall with a line across the tape as if it were a mark to cut him in half then Tyler says run there is a big hillbilly killing kids so we took his ax and hid out side his hole and when he poped out we took the chance to destroy him and succeded.

we got Tyler down and whent back up staires to the school and got an award for desrtoying the demon hillbilly. the end

Decembec 12 the tip of bar-b barn on at tusday. For the root praogarm of the tip. Someplace in the monrteal. This is be in two mouths on the shool day.