Tuesday, October 31, 2006

The Wicked Tree Monster

Boys and girls this is Guy LaDuce, be aware tonight when then your walking around, tonight be careful going into yards and and walking in the dark to get some free candies. Oke Boy has struck again, I stand with Tyler and Kyle from Kanehsatake. Now tell us what you both saw walking by the Brother's a few minuts ago before this huge tractor trailer had flip.

Well, we were walking by and we saw a huge tree fall over, so we went to see it and a hideous scary Oke Boy came running out from behind it. The abomination went into the woods, we decided to follow it, we chased it all over the forest. The Oke creature went running out into the street and got pulverized by a milk truck.

Thanks boys now your just heard what happend here by eye witnesses. This is Guy LaDuce, and I'm out of here before this hideous Oke Boy comes back. So when you send your kid out tonight give him an AK-47 or some sort of automatic weapon, so the little feller's don't get killed by the Oke Boy, Over and Out.

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