Today in Kanehsatake, the school turned into a big great bubble. There were 52 students, and 10 teacher trapped inside of it. This just in, we have some breaking news that the bubble is now speaking, and is demanding money. It is demanding 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in bubble money so that he can feed it's bubble family. The bubble said that if the bubble money is not transfered to it's over seas account by lunch time, it will eat one of the students, wait... no...five students, make that five students, it has also made further demands that a plane be made available.
I have just be told that the bubble has just been popped by a student, his name was Billy. I just got word that Billy is no longer with us today, along with the other students and teachers, it is truly a sad, sad, day. We have reports of survivors of the bubble implosion, the students that are still alive are Tyler,Kyle,Kody, and Jacob, because they did not go to school. This Tommy repoting for the Kanehsatake Times. Good Morning and Good Night.
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