10 reasons

my 10 reasons why we should g to bar b barns is:
1. because the ribs are awesome and you full.
2. jake also likes it.
4 the evol cow told me to go and eat some really good ribs only at bar b barns or montanas.
5. every one else wants to go to bar b barns.
6 some dude said it's my destiny to eat some kick ass ribs on the 12 of december at bar b barns.
7. jakes dog's want some ribs too.
8. the three eyed fish off te simpsons told me to go eat at bar b barns by te 12 of december or i would die.
9. the cow that died said he wanted me to eat him.
10. bar b barns wants us to spend money there so we can eat some great ribs.