a day at my job

One day when i was at work i thought i herd a noise coming from the door that i just came out of. So i turned around and unlocked it to check out whatever was in there and this monkey rat jumped on me and gave me a right jab followed with an uppercut and then he dropped kicked me i fell over with fear in my eye's as i knew it was the son of a man name jimbobby tomvandam Newman the 2nd.
I took of home to get all my guns couse i knew that the monkey rat would only get bigger as he drank water. As i returned to my job i saw a worker outside laying on the ground i ran over to him and asked what happend he said i fell over man oh shit ok your all good and he said yeah. As i was walking inside i saw his tail go around the corner.