Trip to OTTAWA

I am expecting to see all kinds of stuff in Ottawa like, the war musium and the works resturaunt. I aslo want to see Ottawa and what the place has to offer, I want to go to the musium of civiliation. We can't forget about the hotel with a wave pool, slide, hot tub, sana, and most of all my bed.

Where is the discover monkey

The monkey hide forever of reporter to find the monkey know to driver a car and use a computer. The monkey in a country some part in North America the monkey hide way of the reporter and the reporter want get a picture or film the monkey but monkey still hide way forever. The reporter still find them and the monkey runway in North America forever.

CRAZY SKI TRIP

In the morning I go to school and hang out for a little while. Looking around at the white snow blinding my eyes I blinked and looked away and smacked into the school bus door and got laughed at by Tyler and Kyle so I kicked them in the nuts. I walked on the bus and put my board down and sat down and put tunes on and try not to fall asleep. All kinds of crazy stuff happened on the way to Mont Avila, like a dude was walking down his driveway and a big ass bear came out of nowhere and ripped his guts out with a swing of his paw. Almost at Mont Avila a guy was getting chased by a cougar and he ran and fell over on ice and flew under the bus getting squished, and the cougar just smacked into the bas and it scared Tyler and he cried like a little girl. Finally at Mont Avila me Kyle and Tyler got out ticket and went up the mountain. We raced and Kyle won first, then Tyler, then me. The last race Kyle and I were battling for the lead, at the same time we punched each other and fell down. Tyler went flying by but only made it down half way, because a big sasquache type thing came out and grabbed him and bit his head off and threw him into traffic. Me and Kyle went to a burger king and got something to eat, when we were leaving Kyle got shot by a hobbit on a magic carpet 20 feet in the air. Then I ran away and got ran over by 20 ski-doo’s and one quad and a couple deer, moose, elk, and 3 elephants.

A sad day for Kyle

It was nice day out side the sun was out the brides to. It was the day the school was going on a ski trip. But me Kyle and Kody are going snowboarding. Kyle side to Kody that he is going to beat me and Kody down the hill. But Kody has something in mind. 1h later we get to he slopes, we got our tickets and we went on the highest hill there.


Me and the twins raced down the kody was in the lead when kyle got mad and slapped kody the face and kody cried. Then Jake the teacher came out of the bushes with the girl from that freach I think it was called la bell province and slapped kyle in the face and kick him in the nuts. Kyle rolled down the legs over head. You can hear the bone sniping. Jake got scared and run back into the bushes. Then me and Kody went down the hill to see Kyle ripped apart body green bloody all over the snow. Kody was looking at his dead twin when a little kitte came and ate Kody I run scared for my life when I got hit by I snow ball when I look at who hit me it was kyle. When I side you are dead he look and smiled hit me with his board bloody splashed and the snow.

the snowboarding trip

One day we were riding out in B.C and me, kody and Tyler were racing down the slope ahhhhhhhhhh a tree. Last one down had to jump in a pool outside and then role in the snow. So we all took different lines and we said we would meet at the bottom ahhhhhhh some dude CRASH. I was the 1st one down and kody was 2nd but no Tyler so we thought we would wait at the bottom but only for no one to show. So kody took a ski-doo ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit a rabbit flipped him over and slapped him and ran away then he got up and said he would go and look for him and I said I would wait at the bar and I got some hot chicks phone#. Kody was gone for an hour or so he came back with Tyler and I was wasted. So they took me to my room shot me on the floor then both kicked me and left me there. Wile they went out to party in the bush with 2 other dudes then kody and Tyler kicked there asses and stole there money witch they both had $2000 on them.
The next day they woke me up and said we were going to buy new boards. We finally got to the board shop and we all picked out some kick ass boards and went to do some runs on the slopes and Tyler did this super big ass 360 over house and crashed super dum ass and rolled into some girls house broke the door down and got the shit beat out of him by 3 hot chicks. I tried and landed it then Kody tried and landed. then out of no wears a big stupid monster came out and ripped Tyler and Kody heads off and I screamed like a little girl and jumped into that house that Tyler broke and then the 3 hot chicks got killed then I got killed by a man eating rabbit and that monster went and killed every one on that hill.
The end